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Old October 16th, 2015, 21:22   #15
Ricochet
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: North Delta, BC (Greater Vancouver)
I could totally see carrying a seasoning, what a great idea. I wouldn't use cayenne or something though, too much risk of having to have a long, gassy, runny shit during the op.

I'm like a super spice guy myself. It's not like I can't handle it. Wolver!ne, myself and few of our other buddies eat stuff that'll make people cry, literally. lol. But I don't need to be sitting on a stump half the op. Just in case. lol.

True Story:

Years ago, my neighbor Mike, AV Rep Wolver!ne, and myself, were having some beers and barbecuing. We always cook spicy food, but we're all big white boys, Russian, Saxon, Croatian, etc. our friend Savvy was over too and he's Cambodian/Thai. Anyways, we were bragging about how spicy our food can get sometimes. Savvy, being from Southern Asia, says "my mother cooks stuff that'd make you white boys cry". Anyways, Mike and Zoltan being Russian and Croation respectively, like their Vodka. We'd do shots of Vodka with 3-4 drops of pure capsaicin in it, so a lot. A few drops is enough for a pot of stew that'll melt your face off. So anyways, we told him about this shot and he demanded we all do one. We all took the shot. There was some moaning and crying, an ambulance was involved. Anyways, long story short; white boys: 3, South Asian: 0...
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