DIS MAH GAT
 

YO WADDUP ASC ME AN MAH HOME-BOI BOB DA ANGARY POTATOE AKA B-DAP WAS PIMPIN OUR GUNZ AND WE B SHOWIN U LAME ASSES HOW WE SO FLY AND YOU AINT ROLLIN LYKE US!!

CENTRAL CANADA SYYYYYYYYYDE!

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YO DIS MAH STASH YOU BETTAH NOT B STEPPIN. YOU NOTICE MAH GATS DERE. YEAAAAAA.

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DIS B MAH UPGRADED PEICE! I GOT DA SLYDE FRUM ZAEEM747 AIRSOFT. HE TELLZ ME IT IS GOVERMANT ISSUED. YEAAA BOIII

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DIS MAH NEW CHAMBAH IT BETTA DEN ALL UR PUSSY ASS CHAMBAHS

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DIS IS ME WIT MAH GAT AND MAH CASH... BOIIIII

Pew Pew Pew!

omg i wnt da 50 cal glock k?

Oh lawdie, hide the children!

This... is... gold.

boy you as pimpin as dis dood here

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Theres gotta be at least $5.00 worth of discounts there!

Oh man. His chest tattoo is fucking mint.

EDIT.
After browsing his photobucket, tell me he does not have his car tattooed on his back. :|

thats just how he rolls also lol@WoWaccount

Yo man where you should see mah saucer! It's super wicked.

lol all i can think of is boyz in the hood "why is this happning to our hood"

Hahaha ! You made my day ! .50 caliber Glock is priceless !

you ass!

i laughed so hard i felt dizzy and fell over, not cool when I'm sick :(

i cant wait till our fav member sees you loved his paint jobs so much you went to try it yourself

YO YO MAH NIGGUH WUT

DAT GUN BE PIMPIN FLY, I BE GLAD TO OWN DAT
ZAZOOM BE A REAL LEGIT SELLAH, HE HOOKED US BROS UP WIT DAT SLIDE FOR DIRTY CHEAP YO

brb laser engraving it

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?!
Now all the "Gangsta" kids are going to flood the forums =P




Haha, still kinda funny though, .50 cal Glock.

Did you guys ever tell the story of what happened with zazoom/zeem/whatever...?? By the way...That photobucket account is filled with priceless pics.

Fuck no!

I've got over 40 bucks in Canadian Tire money!!!!

It's my prized collection...

:) I'll buy Canadian tire money with real money if anyone wants to sell it lol

lol I've read somewhere that backward countries accept Canadian Tire money as Canadian Currency. Amos you made me lol'ed because there are people at my school that spell like that in real life.

+1 - was waiting on that story
- those pics are hilariouss

And LMAOO at sekrit service and getting it from zaeemmm loll:popcorn:

Dear god are you trying to cause me to hurt myself by falling out of my chair.

+1

I wanna hear this!

I was asked by certain people not to tell the whole story... So I'm going to respect their wishes.

Although there is a breakdown of things that happened during our meeting... Lol go look for it :P

looked and failed.... i loose

Someone's bored!!! GUESS WHO!!!! :D

This was actually a celebratory gun-fuckery...

I'm not going to say why in the non-verified section because I really don't want to trouble the mods any more than they already are.

If you're verified feel free to PM me and I'd be more than happy to tell you why me and Bob The Angry Potato created these monstrosities :)

If you're not verified... You're going to get a REALLY interesting story!

Here, this is the post with the info Amos was talkin about.
Open wide here comes the spoon

That story is minorly outdated.

I take back the "Lucky" thing. RCMP broke his combos pretty hard :D

i think i know what you mean but best pm me anyways with teh story, my brain dont work well when i cant eat

thanks dude, no wonder i couldnt find it i was looking for a thread about just that one event

ok thats a story i wanna hear, fuck that i wanna see guncam videos

This proves there's more than just access to the classifieds as a reason to get age verified. Goddamn. BTW that's probably enough Canadian Tire money to get one of them fly-ass Crosman heatahz fo free. I really wanna hear the full story of the Z-word's age verification meeting. :(

Nothing special.

He wasn't verified. lol.

Jesus. A nuclear strike could be going on.. but if you mention Zazoom all attention is averted from the nukes.

OMG You guys made me scream with laughter. Can't type.... eyes... stinging. Please PM me the story.

It's really not a story a story if you're verified... look around the major parts of the site that un-verified users can not access... lol a story is what the un-verified people get... something like this:

My wife and I have been crying for some time about getting away, just the two of us. We haven’t been away alone since our honeymoon in 1995. Two kids, four apartments, one house and a host of sidebars later I now feel like I cheated her out of “HER” vacation.

I am nervous, anxious and completely scared out of my 42 year old wits at the prospect of having a tooth pulled. No amount of assurances could put me at ease over the “EXTRACTION” I was facing at 9:00 AM this particular Monday. After all, I have never had a tooth pulled before. This tooth, which has been the source of dental trauma for me since I was about six years old was about to face the ultimate sacrifice. On top of it all, I was going to have it removed by a dentist in Fair Lawn who I don’t even know. I’m new in town… Could he be as knowledgeable about this tooth more so than my old dentist who raised this tooth since it was just a newborn? How could he understand the time, pain and artistry that went into this tooth? How could he possibly be intimate with this tooth? I am more upset over this procedure than I was when I turned 40 years old.

Dead man driving, I pull into the parking lot of The Metropolitan Group and the office of Howard J. Ritt D.M.D. For a brief moment I thought I had pulled into the Tri Boro Auto Body place next door where I had only days before went for an estimate on the ‘ol SUV. You know the look? Cinder block façade in need of repair, gravel driveway and institutional looking windows. This was the place however and just “not as nice as my old CENTRAL PARK WEST dentist”, I thought snobbily to myself.

Inside is tastefully decorated in 1970’s dental. Brown paneling adorning the walls, a picture of a really big tooth with clever words of wisdom regarding tooth decay, ripped and stained chairs and a TIME magazine with Jimi Hendrix on the cover. Not that I got to read it or anything because I WAS FIRST IN LINE! 9:00 AM and time had run out for me and my molar.

In the chair and after some brief exchanges of pleasantries between us, the needle was in and the “MASK” was on. Like every recipe your aunt ever gave you, there’s always that “secret ingredient” that actually made the dish pretty good, which in the case of an “EXTRACTION” would be the gas. After the countdown I was tangerine trees and marmalade skies…Led Zeppelin playing on the MUZAK ever so slightly above the sound of suction. Every minute or two I would try to act like I was normal by looking at the dentist’s instruments or something. Dr. Ritt was working away with one of those 50 piece ratchet sets you can order on TV late at night. I think he ordered it Friday and paid the extra rush charge to have it delivered first thing Monday morning. He cradled my head in his left arm like a halfback protects a football and was charging toward the end zone in my mouth with determination. I started to lose it thinking this was like a Three Stooges thing I saw one time when I realized THIS IS IT! He’s gonna pull my tooth! , then another Led Zep tune came on. It reminded me of high school and a million other things like vacations and people I hadn’t thought about in a very long time. In only seconds I thought about every place I had ever been and wanted to go. St Thomas, Jamaica, London. Maybe visit Israel or China. There were just so many places that young people should visit while they can still fully enjoy it. Beth and I are still young. We really should get away together.

“Should I clean it up for you ?” Dr Ritt asked. “What’s that?” I said . “Well, it broke up in a couple of pieces but I have the two roots” I was still performing for the last word of “Stairway To Heaven” when I realized my tooth was already being prepared for display at home. Pretty cool…. Not only did I never feel a thing but I had traveled through a time/space continuum that somehow allowed me to visit a lot of great vacation spots and wiped out 42 years of dental paranoia.

Hi where can I byu a sniper for 100$ plz???

AH HELL YA BOI

AH WILL LET CHA KNOW ONCE MAH BOII GETS OUTTA DA PRIZON!

REMEMBAH KIDS SMUGGLIN GATS = A CRIME BRAAAAAAAAP!

I'm scared so I give ya +1 for dis thread

tahnkx because my mom has the money and i want to get a sniper so i can pwn people like i do in css and even when i play in my backyard with my friendz i considar mysefl a good sniper becasuse my uncle said i have teh skillz anyways so i will wita for you to get me a sniper since i still have 100$ from my last bday and my mom is letting me use it for all i want so i'm a good sniper i can hide and kill like a pro also i want to knwo is the deagle the best sidearm for a sniper and whats a popup unit kthx oh and im also on teamspeak

say huwhat now? lol

ahd like ta know where ah could git one a those guns too cuz me an muh ma fuckin possy gots uh lot a tacktickal skillz but nahh guns an' we's really wants ta put our training ta pimp-tight use. muh ma grammy has lots a land she said we's could use an' muh ma fuckin uncle'suh 5-0 so it'stight. brace yourself foo'!

I honestly didn't understand half of that lol. Good work. This was too funny tho Amos.. PM'd.

HAHAHAHA CANADIAN TIRE CREDIT MONEY HAHAHA

How did this get to three pages.....*head shake*



...foo'

uhh, is it just me or is surryists photobucket full of illegal guns?

good day good sir...